The world can be a very ugly place at times, actually most of the time, so It's okay to like pretty things for no reason except for that they are pretty. "If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being." —Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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So last night I was in the baking mood. I was CRAVING some pecans from bass pro shop and was NOT about to drive forty minutes to get them. So I whip out some pecans, brown sugar, vanilla and cinnamon and then I realized I had no eggs! Ugh!
For those of you that don’t know, egg whites are used to make the sugar and all that good shit stick to the pecans.
So what did I use instead? Honey.  Worked amazing!!! And everyone devoured them.  Successful I would say, except for the fact that I have no pecans to munch on right now :(
I’m not really good at recipes. When asked how much of this do you put in this? I’m like whattt I just threw some of that shit in there i don’t know!!! I’m a pro at eye-ballin.
Amazing Pecan Recipe: 
2 cups pecans
1 cup brown sugar
1 tbp cinamon
1 tsp vanilla
2 tbp honey
like I said I eyeballed it, this is roughly what I remember
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mix sugar, cinnamon, vanilla in a bowl. Add Pecans and mix well. Then add honey and mix even more until all the sugar has stuck to the pecans. throw them bitches on a pan and stick them in the oven for about 10 mins. When done, Let them cool for about five. Voila!!!! Heaven on earth.
I feel like betty crocker. 

So last night I was in the baking mood. I was CRAVING some pecans from bass pro shop and was NOT about to drive forty minutes to get them. So I whip out some pecans, brown sugar, vanilla and cinnamon and then I realized I had no eggs! Ugh!

For those of you that don’t know, egg whites are used to make the sugar and all that good shit stick to the pecans.

So what did I use instead? Honey.
Worked amazing!!! And everyone devoured them.
Successful I would say, except for the fact that I have no pecans to munch on right now :(

I’m not really good at recipes. When asked how much of this do you put in this? I’m like whattt I just threw some of that shit in there i don’t know!!! I’m a pro at eye-ballin.

Amazing Pecan Recipe: 

2 cups pecans

1 cup brown sugar

1 tbp cinamon

1 tsp vanilla

2 tbp honey

like I said I eyeballed it, this is roughly what I remember

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mix sugar, cinnamon, vanilla in a bowl. Add Pecans and mix well. Then add honey and mix even more until all the sugar has stuck to the pecans. throw them bitches on a pan and stick them in the oven for about 10 mins. When done, Let them cool for about five. Voila!!!! Heaven on earth.

I feel like betty crocker. 

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Health

Lately, I have not given two shits, count them, one-two. about my health and diet! It is so hard to maintain a balanced diet. Not only have I been eating horribly but I haven’t been exercising either.. time for a new years resolution? LOL. Right. We all know how badly those go. Will there ever be a solution to this madness???

answer: NO.

I have to get my lazy fatass up, and put down the chocolate. 

Maybe just one more bite.. 

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my halloween costume! 

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